Episodes

Friday Oct 04, 2019
73: Nightmare Beach (Andy v Mitch)
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Having rescheduled this week's guest in the light of his recent fatherhood, Andy and Mitch decided that the time was right for another head-to-head episode. So here we are, Episode 73!
His chosen film? Nightmare Beach!
Here we go! A film that may r may not be directed by Umberto Lenzi and certainly one of his better offerings if it is, Nightmare Beach is a fun, if often problematic slasher that has largely flown under the radar, but one that features good performances from John Saxon (Enter The Dragon, A Nightmare On Elm Street) and Michael Parks (From Dusk Til Dawn, Red State)
It's also available on Amazon Prime...
The synopsis is as follows:
A criminal is executed, but returns on his motorcycle to carry out his revenge on the residents and tourists of a town in Florida.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Don't Take My Heart by Kirsten used with love
You should check out our episode partner Scotland: A History Podcast. Available wherever the best podcasts are found.
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Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Bonusode 9: Another Announcement
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Sorry for intruding on your week again but we have some news...
Have a listen to BONUSODE 9 for more on the worst kept secret ever. That's all we are saying for now... Enjoy!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Monday Sep 30, 2019
Minisode 72 - It's A Boy!
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
SVPC has found itself a new host and mascot. Andy has found himself a new son. Yes! Congratulations to Andy on the arrival of his son, Nathan McKenzie Greenlees-Stewart on Thursday 26th September! Great stuff!
Now onto Minisode 72!
Topics include Adam Rifkin's Director's Cut and in addition to this, Mitch continues to chip away, interminably, at the ShockWaves 100!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Friday Sep 27, 2019
72: Final Destination 3 (w/ Gabriel Robertson)
Friday Sep 27, 2019
Friday Sep 27, 2019
It's Autumn now! The leaves are turning and we are coming into the best time of the year! Celebrate that with EPISODE 72 which also marks our first, and likely only, foray into this franchise!
This week, Andy and Mitch are delighted to be joined by Scottish writer/director Gabriel Robertson!
His chosen film? Final Destination 3!
The Synopsis is as follows:
Six years after a group of high-school students first cheated death, another teen has a premonition that she and her friends will be involved in a horrifying roller-coaster accident. When the vision proves true, the student and her fellow survivors must deal with the repercussions of cheating the Grim Reaper.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Bonusode 8: Celluloid Screams 2019: The Line-up
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
We said we would be doing more of these as and when we deem it necessary and so, true to our word, we come again! This time bearing BONUSODE 8!
Celluloid Screams, Sheffield's horror festival, returns next month for its ELEVENTH instalment and recently announced the full line-up for this year's festival which runs from the 24th-27th October at the Showroom Cinema in Sheffield.
The full schedule can be found below...
THURSDAY 24th OCTOBER
8.00pm – OPENING GALA: TONE-DEAF + THE HOUSE (Short) + HEARTH (Short)
11.00pm – GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR + MALACOSTRACA (Short) + FIVE COURSE MEAL (Short)
FRIDAY 25th OCTOBER
2.00pm – HARPOON + SKICKELSEN (Short) + EJECT (Short)
4.25pm – ANTRUM: THE DEADLIEST FILM EVER MADE (UK PREMIERE)
7.15pm – EXTRA ORDINARY (Followed by Q&A) + THE CABINET (Short) + ASPARAGUS TIPS (Short)
9.45pm – SECRET FILM 1 + PROPAGATION (Short) + BIG DATA L1ZY (Short)
12:10am – CORPORATE ANIMALS + THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN YOU IS RANCH DRESSING (Short) + RETCH (Short) + DIDDIE WA DIDDIE (Short)
SATURDAY 26th OCTOBER
12.00pm – OUTBACK (INTERNATIONAL PREMIERE) + COYOTE (Short) + REFORMED (Short)
2.15pm – MAKING MONSTERS (UK PREMIERE) + THE BURDEN (Short) + IT’S NOT CUSTARD (Short)
4.35pm – THE NIGHTINGALE
8.00pm – COME TO DADDY + MAGGIE MAY (Short) + CREAKER (Short)
11.00pm – BLISS + TOGETHER (Short) + WAKEY WAKEY (Short)
SUNDAY 27th OCTOBER
11.00am – WHY DON’T YOU JUST DIE! + PIG (Short) + THE VIDEO STORE COMMERCIAL (Short)
1.20pm – DANIEL ISN’T REAL + FEARS (Short) + MAKING FRIENDS (Short)
3.40pm – AFTER MIDNIGHT + HOW TO BE ALONE (Short) + OCCUPANT (Short)
6.45pm – SECRET FILM 2 + THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOX (Short)
9.15pm – CLOSING GALA: LITTLE MONSTERS (94 mins)
One tiny suggestion? At the time of recording, there were extremely limited weekend passes available. If you want to be at one of the best festivals, not just in the UK but anywhere, then you better strike now. Get your ticket. Mitch will be attending for the duration.
See you there!
You can grab tickets and find out more info on the festival at their website.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Monday Sep 23, 2019
Minisode 71: It Won't Happen Again...
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Can we all wish Mitch a Happy Birthday, please? (It was Friday) Andy will wait...
Thanks for that, now onto Minisode 71!
Topics include French Netflix Original series Marianne while Mitch revisits several of the Wingard/Barrett films, including A Horrible Way To Die, You're Next and, of course, The Guest. In addition to this, Mitch continues to chip away, interminably, at the ShockWaves 100!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Friday Sep 20, 2019
71: Nothing But Trouble (w/ Brett & Drew Pierce)
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Welcome one and all to this, EPISODE 71!
This week, Andy and Mitch are delighted to be joined by the writing/directing due behind zombie comedy Deadheads and Frightfest 2019 selection The Wretched. It's sibling horror filmmakers... Drew & Brett Pierce!
Their chosen film? Nothing But Trouble!
Written, Directed, produced by and starring Dan Aykroyd in multiple roles, 1991's Nothing But Trouble (aka Valkenvania) marks Aykroyd's directorial debut and, sadly due to the reception of this effort, his last to date. Starring Chevy Chase, Demi Moore and the late, great John Candy, NBT is an anomaly. A singular vision that shouldn't exist, yet does.
Is the world better for it? Let us know!
The Synopsis is as follows:
While attempting to seduce gorgeous lawyer Diane Lightson, wealthy gadabout Chris Thorne agrees to drive her to Atlantic City, N.J. But, when some reckless driving draws the attention of a deeply critical cop, they and the flamboyant "Brazillionaires" who tagged along end up in the court of a grotesque and vengeful judge, who has a special vendetta against the wealthy and erudite.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Mister Bonestripper by Damn Yankees used with love.
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Monday Sep 16, 2019
Minisode 70: Glen or Cthulhu?
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
It's Monday and as you no doubt expected, there's another Minisode in the house!
Topics include Danishka Esterhazy's The Banana Splits Movie, Netflix Original HellFest and, crucially, Andy talks Fred Durst's misguided John Travolta vehicle The Fanatic! In addition to this, Mitch continues to chip away, interminably, at the ShockWaves 100 (he finally watches something that's beendiscussed for a long time) and we read out your feedback!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Friday Sep 13, 2019
70: Resident Evil (w/ Michael Park)
Friday Sep 13, 2019
Friday Sep 13, 2019
Hello pals and welcome to EPISODE 70! It's a sad day, folks. This week's film has broken Mitch and as such, The Sunshine Kid's light is dimmed as he slips into actual fury.
So, to head off accusations of nepotism, it's important to say that this week's guest has a connection to the show. He is the host of the excellent Scotland: A Scottish History Podcast, a podcast that Mitch scores and that Andy has provided voice work to several times. He is also the live AV guy for our live shows.
It's the soft, silky voice wrapped in meat that is... Michael Park!
His chosen film? Resident Evil!
Directed by Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon director Paul W.S. Anderson and based on the bestselling Capcom game series, Resident Evil blasted onto our screens in 2002 with an industrial score by Marilyn Manson and Marco Beltrami, a nu-metal soundtrack featuring Slipknot and Coal Chamber and featuring very little of the games, this film wasn't the film anyone prayed it would be and the start of a 6-part franchise that no-one asked for.
Good luck, Michael.
The Synopsis is as follows:
Based on the popular video game, Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez star as the leaders of a commando team who must break into "the hive," a vast underground genetics laboratory operated by the powerful Umbrella Corporation.
There, a deadly virus has been unleashed, killing the lab's personnel and resurrecting them as the evil Un-dead. The team has just three hours to shut down the lab's supercomputer and close the facility before the virus threatens to overrun the Earth.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.

Monday Sep 09, 2019
Minisode 69: If You Don't Have A Dale, Prepare To Fail
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Hello, friends, and welcome! it's another Skyper. Regular service will resume shortly BUT for now, the show goes on!
This week, topics include a little more on Stranger Things 3 and a whole BUNCH on IT: Chapter 2! In addition to this, Mitch continues to chip away, interminably, at the ShockWaves 100 and we read out your feedback!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Streaming platform jingle by Tony Constantinou
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.