Podcast affording second chances to genre films that may not deserve them! Hosted by Mitch Bain and Andy Stewart. New episodes and guests every week.
Episodes
Friday Sep 06, 2019
Friday Sep 06, 2019
Firstly, I just want to say a huge apology for this week's episode. A premises adjacent to SVPC HQ decided to do some hammering mid recording. I hope it doesn't mar your listening experience too greatly.
Anyway, onto EPISODE 69!
The guest this week is coming fresh from the World Premiere of his latest feature film Death of A Vlogger at Frightfest...
It's the truly delightful, Graham Hughes!
His chosen film? The Ghost and The Darkness!
Directed by Stephen Hopkins, the man behind Predator 2 and A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, TGATD marks a weather change in Hopkins' output, moving from straight horror, to old-timey adventure epic. The film stars Val Kilmer (rocking a terrible Irish accent), producer and actor Michael Douglas, Tom Wilkinson and Emily Mortimer and sees our heroes set against a duo of man-eating lions in Kenya.
The Synopsis is as follows:
Sir Robert Beaumont is behind schedule on a railroad in Africa.
Enlisting noted engineer John Henry Patterson to right the ship, Beaumont expects results. Everything seems great until the crew discovers the mutilated corpse of the project's foreman, seemingly killed by a lion.
After several more attacks, Patterson calls in famed hunter Charles Remington, who has finally met his match in the bloodthirsty lions.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Hello, friends, and welcome to Minisode 68! Due to WatchFires related business, it's another Skyper. Regular service will resume shortly BUT for now, the show goes on!
This week, topics include The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance and Frightfest movies The Perished and A Good Woman Is Hard To Find.
In addition to this, we still chip away, interminably, at the ShockWaves 100 and read out your feedback!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Streaming platform jingle by Tony Constantinou
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Friday Aug 30, 2019
Friday Aug 30, 2019
It's the first episode after Frightfest and, yes, Mitch and Andy are both back in the room for this, EPISODE 68!
The guest this week is...well...he's horror royalty and one of the loveliest people in the genre. He's perhaps best known for his appearances in Clive Barker's Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser II and Nightbreed. He also crops up in Stewart Sparke's Book of Monsters, Lawrie Brewster's anthology For We Are Many and Andy's short film, Remnant.
As if that's not enough, he is also gearing up for his first one-man show, I Am Monsters...
It's the Chatterer Cenobite himself, our good pal, Nicholas Vince!
His chosen film? Hellbent!
Tagged as the first gay slasher film, Hellbent is a largely forgotten curiosity from 2004. Which is a bit of a shame to be honest. Not without it's problems but there's still a lot to like. It's not the easiest film to get your mitts on but seek it out.
The Synopsis is as follows:
A group of gay friends is celebrating Halloween in West Hollywood, a neighborhood that's being prowled by a killer wearing a devil's mask.
One of them, Eddie, who works for the police, brings the others through some woods to check out a recent murder scene. They ignore the mask-wearing killer, who follows the group to a club, where he starts decapitating them one at a time -- until the only ones left are Eddie and Jake, a potential love interest.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Mitch is in London, Andy's in Glasgow, yet both are watching Frightfest films...
Topics include a little look at some Frightfest films (longer reviews to follow) including Ant Timpson's Come To Daddy, Alexandre Aja's Crawl, Andre Ovredal's Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark and Graham Hughes' excellent Death of A Vlogger! Andy also talks Cruising and The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot!
We have barely scratched the surface as it relates to Frightfest. Stay Tuned!
In addition to this, we still chip away, interminably, at the ShockWaves 100 and read out your feedback!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Greetings from Frightfest! Well, Mitch is there. Andy is home editing. Our guest is ALSO there.
And she is a returning guest. You may remember her from Episode 39 of this show where she joined us to take a look at Anaconda and now, she's back to take a look at the first of the sequelsssss.
She is the director of the short films Call Girl, The Stylist, 42 Counts and the Frightfest 2019 short selection One Last Meal... It's Jill Gevargizian!
(PS... Jill is currently running a Kickstarter campaign to fund the feature length version of The Stylist. You could worse than throwing some coin at this one)
The film? Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid!
How will this stack up against the first? Find out within!
The Synopsis is as follows:
Bill Johnson leads a group of scientists into the jungles of Borneo. They are searching for the mythical black orchid, which can supposedly grant eternal life. Unfortunately, massive anacondas have been feeding on the orchids for years. When their boat goes over a waterfall, the scientists land right in the middle of the snakes' home.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
It's finally here! Frightfest week! Sadly, due to impending fatherhood, Andy has had to bow out of the festival but Mitch will be there, mooching about! However, that's for later in the week. For now... It's Minisode 66!
Topics include a look at the "what if Superman was a wee bad bastard" flick, Brightburn, Mitch revisits Bobcat Goldthwaite's Willow Creek and Mitch delves into the sordid heart of smoky Netflix thriller, Secret Obsession! Also, find out how Mitch is getting on with the ShockWaves 100 and learn the identity of the guest and film for this week's show!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Friday Aug 16, 2019
Friday Aug 16, 2019
Well, it had to happen again. The dreaded last minute cancellation brings the Frightfest streak to a close but it's another Mitch v Andy episode and still kind of Frightfest adjacent... It should've been Andy's turn but Mitch swooped in...
His chosen film? There Are Monsters!
A film that (outrageously) closed Frightfest Glasgow in 2015, They Are Monsters is ALMOST a found footage film, almost works and is almost decent. Almost.
The Synopsis is as follows:
There Are Monsters is a feature length horror based upon the apocalyptic premise that the world is being taken over - slowly, quietly and efficiently - by creatures that look exactly like us. The story follows a graduate-student film crew who, on a work-related road trip, discover evidence of these doppelgangers.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
These Mondays come around quickly and with each new Monday comes a new Minisode for your listening pleasure.
Topics include a look at Arrow Video's releases of John Hughes' Weird Science, Jorg Buttgereit's Schramm, zombie cop nonsense Dead Heat and the Finnish metal madness of Heavy Trip!. Also, find out how Mitch is getting on with the ShockWaves 100 (after the revelation from last week) and learn the identity of the guest and film for this week's show!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Friday Aug 09, 2019
Friday Aug 09, 2019
Frightfest is nearing. 2 weeks away now! And our streak still shows no signs of abating as this week, for EPISODE 65, we are joined by the director of Frightfest 2019 selection Satanic Panic, a film that made both Andy and Mitch's "Most Anticipated" lists...
It's Chelsea Stardust!
Her chosen film? Brain Damage!
From legendary shlockster Frank Henenlotter (Basket Case/Frankenhooker) comes this wonder. Truly exceptional.
The synopsis below says it all. Enjoy!
The Synopsis is as follows:
An unwary teenager falls into a deadly relationship with a centuries-old parasite that thrives on human brains.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and some EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Welcome to Minisode 64. Its gonna get graphic.
Topics include a look at Stewart Sparke's Book of Monsters, which has just been released on VOD platforms in the UK. Also, find out how Mitch is getting on with the ShockWaves 100 (after the revelation from last week) and learn the identity of the guest and film for this week's show!
ALSO, we have another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.