Podcast affording second chances to genre films that may not deserve them! Hosted by Mitch Bain and Andy Stewart. New episodes and guests every week.
Episodes
May 4, 2020
May 4, 2020
34 min
So that's that, then. 100 Episodes in the bag. We have crested that hill!
Huge thanks to everyone who joined us for our Podbean exclusive LOCKDOWN LIVE show on Friday. We think it was MOSTLY a success. We are planning a LIVE watch-along in the coming weeks and hope that you join us for that.
OH! Massive thanks to renowned snake lover Jill Gevargizian for this week's audio message!
So, MINISODE 101, then!
Topics this week include Shudder's HISTORY OF HORROR with Eli Roth, the last of CURSED FILMS, THE FURIES and THE LANDLORD, while there's news on Smoky Thriller Fridays and Mitch continues his 90s side-quest with DER TODESKING!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode. It's something a little bit different...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme, Smoky Thriller Fridays and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.
May 1, 2020
May 1, 2020
1hr 2 min
Wow. We made it. 100 Episodes. Actually, it's more like 215 or so, including minisodes and bonusodes. That's all because of you, the listener. YOU make this show worthwhile and we thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for your support and enthusiasm.
In an ideal world, we would have done this episode in person, as a proper LIVE show but this will have to suffice. So here it is. Our 100th MAIN episode. Recorded live on Podbean's live thingy (so please excuse ropey sound etc), it's Andy's choice.
His chosen film? Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2!
The synopsis is as follows:
On Prom Night in 1957, young Mary Lou Maloney was burned alive in a horrific accident after a prank went drastically wrong.
High school principal Bill Nordham has kept his secret for thirty years, that he was the one responsible for Mary Lou's death. Nordham's son begins dating the Prom Queen of 1987, Vicki Carpenter, but when Vicki discovers some old clothes in the school's costume room, she doesn't realise that they used to belong to Mary Lou.
Before long a suspicious death forces Nordham to confront the truth - that the enraged spirit of Mary Lou has possessed Vicki Carpenter, and seeks her vengeance on the school.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
ALSO, join THE C.H.U.D. LOCKER group over on Facebook!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart/Mitch Bain
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Apr 28, 2020
Apr 28, 2020
2 min
Good morning! Here we are again, butting into your Tuesday! Apologies but we are here to dispense some instructions for this week's LIVE episode.
If you haven't heard this week's Minisode, you might not yet know that we are doing a live, interactive episode at 8pm (UK TIME) on FRIDAY, 1st MAY where the guest will (hopefully) be YOU, our listeners!
The film? HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2!
So, how will this work? Details below!
1: Watch "HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2" - It's pretty easy to get your hands on. It's on Amazon Prime in the UK.
2: Download the Podbean app from Google Play or the App Store.
3: Keep an eye on our social media for the Live Room link.
4: Be ready to roll at 8PM UK TIME!
5: If you want to call in LIVE to the show, you will need headphones with a microphone.
6: Crack a beer, settle in, get involved and ENJOY!
There will be a Mitch's Pitch and PERHAPS something to giveaway...?
Hope to see you there!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.
Apr 27, 2020
Apr 27, 2020
32 min
Wow. Exactly two years to the day since we released MINISODE 0... here we are now on Minisode 100!
What a strange and bizarre ride it's been so far and we want to thank YOU, the listener, for without you, what would be the point in any of this? We also want to thank all of our guests for taking a punt on this sill show. Every. One. A. Hero. Massive thanks too to all the festivals, PR firms and distributors (particularly our pals at Arrow Video) for their support.
You're all amazing and this means the world to us both.
So that's the first 100 (or 212 if you include this one, all the other minisodes and bonusodes). Here's to the next hundred. I hope you join us.
Topics this week include Russian madness in director Kirill Sokolov's outstanding feature debut WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?, Mitch continues CURSED FILMS with better results and Shudder exclusive short film BLANKETYY, there's news on Smoky Thriller Fridays and Mitch continues his 90s side-quest with BODY BAGS!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode. It's something a little bit different...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme, Smoky Thriller Fridays and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.
Apr 24, 2020
Apr 24, 2020
50 min
ATTENTION. THIS IS EPISODE 99.
That's right. If you are in the 100% club, listening to this will mean you have listened to 211 episodes of this show and us rambling a lot of pish for over two years! All this AND a pandemic related lockdown? You lucky people.
Anyway, our guest this week is a horror writer, an occasional doer of musical things and one of the hosts of the podcast STRONG LANGUAGE & VIOLENT SCENES... (lol)
It's MITCH BAIN!
His chosen film? ZOMBEAVERS!
This nippy little slice of nonsense closed out the opening night of Frightfest 2014 and, in truth, it's a perfect film for that slot. It's a film that a boozed up Mitch responded to on the night and enjoyed on subsequent watches but what did Andy think?
A gory love letter to schlocky horror which features Sushi Girl's Cortney Palm and appearances by Bill Burr and John Mayer (yes, that John Mayer), Zombeavers doesn't outstay its welcome. What are your thoughts?
Zombeavers is currently rentable on Prime Video and there's a recently Music Magpie'd copy of Andy's out in the world.
The synopsis is as follows:
A group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids.
The kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend of the pack of relentless, bloodthirsty, and mutated beavers.
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Theme from Zombeavers used with love
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Apr 20, 2020
Apr 20, 2020
39 min
How we doing? All hanging in there? Lockdown continues, for us in the UK anyway, and we continue to bring you episodes, somehow, HEROICALLY! This week... Minisode 99!
Can we take a minute to look at that? Ninety-nine. Ninety-nine minisodes, over 200 recordings. Unreal. Thanks to everyone for listening, staying engaged and being hilarious. It makes it all worthwhile. We have something interesting lined up for Minisode 100.
Topics this week include grisly Netflix class commentary THE PLATFORM, godawful and rage inducing horror-lite effort THE TURNING, Andy and Mitch discuss the next film in Smoky Thriller Fridays, FANATIC, and Mitch checks out Shudder's limited docu-series CURSED FILMS! PLUS, Mitch continues his 90s side-quest with STIR OF ECHOES!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode.
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme, Smoky Thriller Fridays and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.
Apr 17, 2020
Apr 17, 2020
56 min
Good morning pals and welcome to this, EPISODE 98! We have just found out that we are facing down another three weeks in lockdown, AT LEAST, which is a bitter pill to swallow but, it's a necessary one. However, fear not! We will still be bringing you episodes as per the usual schedule, as we close in on Episode 100.
With that in mind, we bring you the second Brad H in as many weeks... This time around, he can be found in acquisitions and Special Features Production at the AMAZING Vinegar Syndrome... (SERIOUSLY, check them out. Superb stuff)
It's Brad Henderson!
His chosen film? Boardinghouse!
Brad schools the hosts on one of the earliest shot-on-video horror films, John Wintergate's 1982 EPIC, Boardinghouse, a wild time that is chock full of ideas... wild, out-there ideas. This one's a first watch for both Andy and Mitch. How will it go down?
The synopsis is as follows:
A boarding house is reopened years after gruesome murders were committed there. Suddenly, the body count begins once more!
Huge thanks to Brad for joining us! Follow him on Instagram HERE!
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Apr 13, 2020
Apr 13, 2020
34 min
Here we go! Firing in to week 3 of lockdown and we are not stopping bringing you the goods as we rocket towards EPISODE 100!
Anyway, onto this week and Minisode 98!
Topics include an ACTUAL look at Blumhouse's THE HUNT, now Andy has watched it without falling asleep, Andy and Mitch discuss the second installment of Smoky Thriller Fridays, AN AFFAIR TO DIE FOR, Mitch checks out THOROUGHBREDS! PLUS, Mitch continues his 90s side-quest with Jorg Buttgereit's laugh riot, SCHRAMM! Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode.
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.
Apr 10, 2020
Apr 10, 2020
1hr 7 min
The quarantine recordings keep on coming and we shoot into Easter with this, Episode 97, and please don't be a dick and head out over the long weekend. Stay in and stay safe and listen to this episode, where we are joined by one of the contributors to the excellent Evolution of Horror Podcast...
It's Brad Hanson!
His chosen film? Troll 2!
Enough said. See it. Then see the documentary Best Worst Movie! You're welcome.
The synopsis is as follows:
When young Joshua learns that he will be going on vacation with his family to a small town called Nilbog, he protests adamantly. He is warned by the spirit of his deceased grandfather that goblins populate the town.
His parents, Michael and Diana, dismiss his apprehensions, but soon learn to appreciate their son's warnings.
Guided by his grandfather's ghost, will Joshua and his family stand a chance in fighting off these evil beings?
Huge thanks to Brad for joining us! Follow him on Instagram HERE!
Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!
There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.
Apr 6, 2020
Apr 6, 2020
33 min
Welcome pals! We hope that isolation is treating you well and indeed that you are all WELL and Coronavirus free? Good. Chins up, all! We will get through this!
Anyway, onto this week and Minisode 97!
Topics include Blumhouse;s THE HUNT, the newly rebuilt and remastered release of RESIDENT EVIL 3, Andy and Mitch pass lockdown with the first instalment of Smoky Thriller Fridays, kicking off with DEADLY EXPOSE, Mitch defies all advice to watch VEROTIKA and, for some reason, ANNABELLE: CREATION! PLUS, Mitch continues his 90s side-quest with MARS ATTACKS!! Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode.
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds.
There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.