Episodes
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Minisode 135 - Tomayto/Tomahto
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Happy Monday! We're past the midpoint in January and it's fair to say we're well and truly back into the swing of things. So without further ado, we give you MINISODE 135!
Topics this week include Andy and Mitch's trips to the Arrow Video Channel to check out THE BLOODHOUND and BLOOD RAGE respectively, while Mitch digs into Jaume Collet-Serra's HOUSE OF WAX and new Netflix arrival DISAPPEARANCE AT CLIFTON HILL.
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
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Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Friday Jan 15, 2021
133 - Return To Oz (with Danny Morgan)
Friday Jan 15, 2021
Friday Jan 15, 2021
What a week it's been. Riots at the US Capitol, Trump impeached for a second time, COVID rampaging unchecked across the globe and NOW we are here to ruin your childhoods and a beloved children's favourite (which is actually pure nightmare fuel). It's EPISODE 133
This week, we are absolutely delighted to be joined by the writer and star of DOUBLE DATE...
It's DANNY MORGAN!
The film? Return To Oz!
Hailing from the hazy, crazy halcyon days of 1985, Disney and director Walter Murch got together and made a sequel (of sorts) to 1939's classic THE WIZARD OF OZ and, on the surface at least, this should've been a gimme. A technicolor wonderland filed with fun, vibrant characters, lighthearted musical numbers and musings on the nature of courage, love, intelligence and friendship.
Instead, what we got is a nihilistic, bleak view of a war-ravaged Oz, filled with nightmarish imagery and scenes to haunt your dreams.
As you can imagine, it didn't do great...
The synopsis is as follows:
Discovering that the magical land is now under the control of an evil empire, she sets off to rescue the Scarecrow, the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion with the help of her new friends.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Minisode 134 - A Boiling Cesspit of Hatred
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
2020 has gone but it has left a massive dump on the doorstep of 2021 and we now find ourselves in yet another COVID related lockdown while the USA burns. Its a wild time. Well, fear not. The wheels of content keep spinning with MINISODE 134!
Topics this week include Shudder Exclusive FINGERS and Jim Cummings' THE WOLF OF SNOW HOLLOW. Plus, we have the next entry in Andy's side-quest where he delves into the world of NATURE GONE WILD with the Jaws-alike ORCA: THE KILLER WHALE!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orche
Friday Jan 08, 2021
132 - Repo! The Genetic Opera (with Zoe Smith)
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Friday Jan 08, 2021
Welcome to this, the first episode of 2021. Nice to see it's got off to such a quiet start... SO, let's have a laugh!
This week, we are absolutely delighted to be joined once again by the writer/podcaster behind ZOBO WITH A SHOTGUN...
It's the inimitable ZOE ROSE SMITH!
The film? Repo! The Genetic Opera!
The last time that Zobo joined us, it was to talk TEETH! Now, she's back for somethin totally different! Darren Lynn Bousman's rock musical, Repo! The Genetic Opera! Andy isn't a fan but what do YOU think?
The synopsis is as follows:
In a world of drug addiction and legalized murder, a sheltered youth seeks a cure for her rare disease as well as information about her family's mysterious history. Her questions are answered at "The Genetic Opera."
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Minisode 133 - Good Riddance, 2020!
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Monday Jan 04, 2021
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well folks, we made it. 2020 is in our rearview, and it's time to look to the future and hope against hope that we've got some brighter days ahead in 2021.
HOWEVER! Some things never change, and we're back with our first minisode of the year! Topics include Mitch exorcising the demons of a long-held childhood fear and checking out DEATH BECOMES HER, while both he and Andy take a look at Netflix original new release SPREE. Elsewhere, nature continues to go wild as Andy heads to the Arrow Video Channel on Amazon to take a long look at STING OF DEATH!
Elsewhere, we take a look at your feedback, check out some of your year end messages and look back on some of our festive watchalong debauchery. Needless to say, there's also the first MITCH'S PITCHES of 2021, that may pack a twist of its own...
We've also got a look ahead to a strong week on the streaming platforms and, needless to say, our guest and film announcement for Friday's main episode!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Production and artwork by Andy Stewart
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Bonusode 15 - The Top 5s of 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Tuesday Dec 29, 2020
Well, we did hint that we weren't quite done with 2020, so ahead of tomorrow night's Zoom free-for-all watchalong, we return to the microphones one last time to look back on a tumultuous twelve months - it's end of year list time!
In Bonusode 15, we each select our top five episodes and films of the year, as well as shooting through some honourable mentions and giving some shout outs to friends, colleagues and companies who have worked incredibly hard to bring us so much amazing horror content this year.
We'd like to thank everyone who has taken the time out to listen to, support or appear on the show in 2020, and while we can't mention everyone individually, your kindness, time and generosity has been so appreciated, and has allowed us to grow in a way that we weren't sure would be possible this year.
We have no intention of slowing down and hope you'll stick with us for a little while longer...
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Friday Dec 18, 2020
131 - The Christmas One - Santa's Slay
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Ho Ho Ho! Good morning and welcome to EPISODE 131, our last episode of 2020!
Massive thanks to all listeners and guests who have made 2020 so amazing, despite everything. We will return with a Minisode at midnight on Monday, 4th January.
So, we end the year as we did last year, with an Andy and Mitch episode and a film that blew Mitch's perceptions wide open!
The chosen film? Santas's Slay!
Santa's Slay is currently available to rent on Amazon Prime.
The synopsis is as follows:
After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
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Festive Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Production and artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Minisode 132 - The Last Minisode of 2020!
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Well, that was the year that was. 2020 is fading in the rear-view mirror and soon it will be forgotten. THIS is the last Minisode of this cursed year. We will be back THIS FRIDAY with Episode 131 and then we will be back in your feeds from Monday 4th January, 2021!
So, without further ado, Minisode 132 - The Last Minisode of 2020!
Topics this week include BECKY and TALES FROM THE LODGE! Plus, we have the next entry in Andy's side-quest where he delves into the world of NATURE GONE WILD with the over-sized reptilian antics of ROGUE!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster* image can be seen below...
*"Hi folks, Andy here. In the interest of transparency, I should say that I have hoodwinked Mitch a little bit with this one. This is NOT, in fact, the poster for a horror film from years gone by. It is, however, a t-shirt design from FrightRags. The film in question? NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION! Is it a horror film? No. The image touches horror enough to tickle me and, ultimately, allows me to have some fun at Mitch's expense. Also, it's fucking Christmas!"
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Production and artwork by Andy Stewart
Friday Dec 04, 2020
129 - Silent Night, Deadly Night (with Karl Holt)
Friday Dec 04, 2020
Friday Dec 04, 2020
It's OFFICIALLY December. We only have THREE more of these to go, including this one. What a year...
Now, it's EPISODE 129!
This week, we are absolutely delighted to be joined by the writer/director of BENNY LOVES YOU, the breakout hit from this October's Frightfest...
It's KARL HOLT!
The film? Silent Night, Deadly Night!
Going back to 1984 for one of the most controversial Christmas movies ever made. It's also superb!
The synopsis is as follows:
Dressed as St. Nick, the teenager heads back to the oppressive orphanage of his childhood to exact his bloody revenge, 'punishing' anyone who gets in his way!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Nov 30, 2020
Minisode 130 - Exploding Testicles
Monday Nov 30, 2020
Monday Nov 30, 2020
Wow. December. December of 2020. In a way, it's kind of remarkable that we all made it this far. Let's give ourselves a pat on the back as we listen to this ABSOLUTE MONSTER of a Minisode! Coming in at a meaty 50 minutes, it's MINISODE 130!
Topics this week include Shudder Exclusive PORNO and DOUBLE DATE. Plus, we have the next entry in Andy's side-quest where he delves into the world of NATURE GONE WILD with the fun dubbing catastrophe that is Dick Maas' PREY!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below... Also, it's not Mitch's pitch this week...
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra