Episodes
Friday Mar 26, 2021
143 - Zardoz (with Brian Lonano)
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Happy Friday, CHUDs! We made it!
We're only a day away from our return to the live arena with our Sohome Horror Festival live show tomorrow, but for now, we're back with EPISODE 143!
Joining us this week is the twisted genius behind such shorts as CROW HAND, GWILLIAM, GWILLIAM'S TIPS FOR TURNING TRICKS INTO TREATS, BFF GIRLS, THE DEVIL'S ASSHOLE and more...
It's Brian Lonano!
And his film choice? He's gone big. One that's been in the discussion since the very earliest days of the show. It's Sean Connery, it's John Boorman, it's Charlotte Rampling, it's bandoliers and a big red nappy... it's ZARDOZ!
Synopsis below...
"In the far future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements."
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Minisode 144 - Shake It To Wake It
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Happy new week, CHUDs! We're back, recharged and ready to roll with MINISODE 144!
Andy takes a quick peek at killer jeans movie SLAXX, while Mitch takes the time to sit down with Robert Zemeckis's reimagining of THE WITCHES. He also stops by WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS and IT CUTS DEEP! Elsewhere, we stop off at Soho Horror Festival for MURDER BURY WIN and Andy's Nature Gone Wild side quest continues apace with BIG, BAD BUGS!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well?
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Friday Mar 19, 2021
142 - Maximum Overdrive (with Andy Mitton)
Friday Mar 19, 2021
Friday Mar 19, 2021
Happy Friday, CHUDs! The weekend is upon us and what better way to celebrate that than with EPISODE 142!
And joining us this week? He is the co-director of YellowBrickRoad, We Go On and the director of The Witch In The Window and the upcoming THE HARBINGER...
It's ANDY MITTON!
The film? MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
Coming from the fertile mind of horror icon Stephen King in his first and, to date, last, directorial effort, this one is a wild old time.
The synopsis is as follows:
After a comet causes a radiation storm on Earth, machines come to life and turn against their makers. Holed up in a North Carolina truck stop, a group of survivors must fend for themselves against a mass of homicidal trucks.
A diner cook, Bill Robinson (Emilio Estevez), emerges as the unlikely leader of the pack, attempting to find an escape plan for himself and the survivors, who include his boss, Bubba Hendershot (Pat Hingle), and a newlywed couple.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Minisode 143 - The Nadir of This Entire Venture
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Happy new week, CHUDs! After a packed week of Patreon and Pinker podcasting, we're back, recharged and ready to roll with MINISODE 143!
Andy and Mitch check out Lovecraft-inspired new release SACRIFICE, while Mitch finally takes the time to sit down with the directors cut of DOCTOR SLEEP. Elsewhere, we stop off at Soho Horror Festival for MURDER BURY WIN and Andy's Nature Gone Wild side quest continues apace with HOUSE SHARK!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well?
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Friday Mar 12, 2021
141 - Shocker (with Becky Darke)
Friday Mar 12, 2021
Friday Mar 12, 2021
Happy Friday, CHUDs! The weekend is upon us and what better way to celebrate that than with EPISODE 141!
And joining us this week? She is one of the hosts on the excellent Point Horror podcast DON'T POINT THAT HORROR AT ME, as well as contributing regularly to The Evolution of Horror Podcast and Ghouls Magazine...
It's Becky Darke!
The film? SHOCKER!
Coming from that weird, fertile late-80's/early 90's period of Wes Craven films that also saw the release of The Serpent & The Rainbow and The People Under The Stairs, SHOCKER sees The X-Files' Mitch Pileggi star as a deranged electro-madman intent on causing carnage from beyond the grave.
This is a big one for Andy and Becky... What will Mitch make of it?
The synopsis is as follows:
After being captured for a series of gruesome murders, Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi), a television repairman, faces execution by the electric chair -- but a deal with the devil allows him to come back as electricity.
Once he changes into his new form, Pinker goes after the detective that brought him down, Lt. Don Parker (Michael Murphy), as well as Parker's adopted son, Jonathan (Peter Berg).
However, Jonathan's mysterious connection to Pinker through dreams might help track the killer's moves.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Minisode 142 - A Perfectly Fine Distraction
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Happy Monday, kids! After a hectic weekend of online festivals, shed painting and more, we're back with Minisode 142!
Topics this week include the films of FrightFest Glasgow 2021, including RUN HIDE FIGHT, THE WOMAN WITH LEOPARD SHOES and VICIOUS FUN, and nature goes wild once again, this time with SHARKANSAS WOMEN'S PRISON MASSACRE!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Friday Mar 05, 2021
140 - The Unnamable (with Chad Crawford Kinkle)
Friday Mar 05, 2021
Friday Mar 05, 2021
Happy Friday, CHUDs! The weekend is upon us and what better way to kickstart the festivities (as far as lockdown will allow) that with EPISODE 140!
And joining us this week? He is the director of 2013's JUG FACE and the just freshly released DEMENTER...
It's CHAD CRAWFORD KINKLE!
The film? The Unnamable!
Torn right from the fertile mind of HP Lovecraft, the Unnamable is a curiosity that will test your host's attention spans. Will they be able to settle on an opinion?
The synopsis is as follows:
College students meet something a warlock kept chained in his attic until one night in 1670.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Minisode 141 - Serpentine Trigger Warnings
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Gooooood morning CHUDs! It's Monday, it's our 300th RELEASE and you know what means, we're back in your feeds for Minisode 141!
Topics this week include Adam Egypt Mortimer's follow up to the excellent DANIEL ISN'T REAL, superhero actioner ARCHENEMY, Andy & Mitch check out THE TOLL at Glasgow Film Festival and take a look at Bryan Bertino's immense Shudder Exclusive THE DARK & THE WICKED, Mitch takes a look at VILLAINS and, as part of SoHo Horror Festival's Shockdown Saturdays, AN IDEAL HOST, and nature goes wild once again, this time with SHARK LAKE!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Friday Feb 26, 2021
139 - Anacondas: Trail of Blood (with Jill Gevargizian)
Friday Feb 26, 2021
Friday Feb 26, 2021
Just when you thought it was safe to return to the cornfields of the Carpathian mountains, there's more slippery shenanigans afoot as we dive, again, and for the final time, into the Anaconda franchise!
And who better to join us for this? She did the first THREE films with us, after all! She is the director of the shorts Call Girl, 42 Counts, One Last Meal, the festival-smashing short The Stylist and now, the SUPERB feature length version of The Stylist, which arrives on the Arrow Player as of Monday, 1st March...
It is, of course, Jill Gevargizian!
The film, somewhat unsurprisingly... Anacondas: Trail of Blood!
No Hoff this time but John Rhys-Davies is back for the final showdown with the CGI serpents...
The synopsis is as follows:
Dr. Amanda Hayes fights with henchmen sent by a dying billionaire while avoiding a gigantic anaconda that regenerates.
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Minisode 140 - Adrift in the Testosterocean
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Gooooood morning CHUDs! It's Monday, and you know what means, we're back in your feeds for Minisode 140!
Topics this week include Shudder original SHOOK, FrightFest Presents title The Night Sitter and nature going wild once again, this time with BLACK WATER!
Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES!
Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...
We also announce the film for this week's main episode...
In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!
Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents.
Also, why not pop over and take a look at our Patreon page?
Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets:
Facebook (including our group THE CHUD LOCKER!)
Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com
OR check out our WEBSITE!
Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain & The Sunshine Orchestra
Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart