Strong Language & Violent Scenes Podcast
Minisode 92: I Never Started Caring…

Minisode 92: I Never Started Caring…

March 1, 2020

It's the week of Frightfest Glasgow and the week of our LIVE show but for now... it's Minisode 92!

Topics include Proxima, Braid and Mitch continues his 90's horror side-quest with Se7en. Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES

Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...

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We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode. 

In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!

On the subject of the LIVE show, we will be taking over The Hold, in the Admiral Bar in Glasgow from 6pm, where we will be joined by past guest and director of the excellent Death of A Vlogger, Mr Graham Hughes, to discuss Roland Emmerich's 1998 re-imagining of GODZILLA!

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Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents. 

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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

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91: Lake Placid (w/ Blair Bathory)

91: Lake Placid (w/ Blair Bathory)

February 27, 2020

We have had big snakes, a plethora of small slugs and now, big fucking crocodiles and if Andy gets his way, this is a trend that will continue... 

This week, Andy and Mitch are  delighted to be joined for Episode 91 by a returning guest! She is the creator and host of online horror channel Fearhaus...

It's Blair Bathory!

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Her chosen film? Lake Placid!

Yes! We are going all the way back to 1999 for Steve Miner's Lake Placid, a film with teeth but little bite. 

With an impressive cast that includes Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Brendan Gleeson, Oliver Platt and the inimitable force of nature that is Betty White, Lake Placid was a monster movie of a time, in a similar vein to Anaconda, but is it actually any good? 

The synopsis is as follows: 

When a mysterious creature violently kills a man in a Maine lake, Jack Wells, the local game warden, looks into the bizarre case, along with Sheriff Hank Keough and visiting paleontologist Kelly Scott.

Looking for clues in a tooth that the beast left behind, Kelly and the others eventually locate the monster, a massive and vicious reptile eager to devour anything in its path.

Can the crocodile-like creature be stopped?

Huge thanks to Blair for joining us! Follow her on Twitter HERE

Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!

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Bonusode 12: The Predictable Announcement Episode

Bonusode 12: The Predictable Announcement Episode

February 25, 2020

Hey folks! Sorry to intrude on your week again so soon but we thought that we would let you know that we are doing another LIVE show! 

Details below! 

THURSDAY, 5th MARCH @ THE ADMIRAL BAR

6PM (Will be finished in plenty of time to allow everyone to get to Glasgow Frightfest for Synchronic)

There will be a Mitch's Pitch and the inevitable return of the fabled Arrow Video goodie bag! 

Keep an eye on our social media for guest/film announcements and ticketing info! It's gonna move fast! Hope to see you there! 

 

Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds. 

There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.

Minisode 91: But Wait… There’s more!

Minisode 91: But Wait… There’s more!

February 23, 2020

The storm rages on in Scotland but we are here to keep you warm with our soothing voices in Minisode 91!

Topics include Fatih Akin's grimy and grim The Golden Glove, Netflix Original Horse Girl and Mitch continues his 90's horror side-quest with Funny Games. Also, there's another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES

Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...

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We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode. 

In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!

Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

Facebook

Twitter

Instagram

Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com

OR check out our WEBSITE

Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds. 

There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.

90: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (w/ Sam Ashurst)

90: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (w/ Sam Ashurst)

February 20, 2020

I really, truly, hope that you have strong constitutions as this one might be the most repulsive kids film ever made...

This week, Andy and Mitch are joined by the director of Frankenstein's Creature, the upcoming A Little More Flesh and also, co-host of the excellent Arrow Video Podcast...

It's Sam Ashurst!

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His chosen film? The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!

Wow. This one is a doozy. A frequent video shop rental for both Andy and Sam and the first, though not the last, film to be based on a range of Topps trading cards, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is an oft-maligned...experience...that fails as often as it disgusts. That is to say, frequently. 

However... Is there a little bit of magic to be found in these revolting little things? Is there a kind of warped morality at play? 

Or is it simply garbage? 

 

The synopsis is as follows: 

Meet Windy Winston, Messy Tessie, Foul Phil, Valerie Vomit and the whole outrageous Garbage Pail crew.

When the stinky bunch are let loose in the junk shop of mysterious Captain Manzini, young helper Dodger finds these grimy new arrivals are just the help he needs to deal with the local bullies.

But how can he get them back where they belong now they're free to gross our the world?

Huge thanks to Sam for joining us! Follow him on Twitter HERE

Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

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Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.

Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

"Working With Each Other" and excerpt from "You Can Be A Garbage Pail Kid" used with love and reverence and in accordance with fair usage guidelines. 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!

There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps. 

Minisode 90: Head of The Five Deaths

Minisode 90: Head of The Five Deaths

February 16, 2020

The storm may still be raging but we are here and bang on time with Minisode 90!

Topics include recent Arrow Video releases Edge of The Axe, Adam Egypt Mortimer's Daniel Isn't Real, Mitch begins his 90's horror side-quest and, of course, another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES

Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...

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We also announce the film and guest for this week's main episode. 

In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!

Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

Facebook

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Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com

OR check out our WEBSITE

Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds. 

There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.

89: Knock, Knock (Mitch v Andy)

89: Knock, Knock (Mitch v Andy)

February 13, 2020

Welcome, one and all, to Episode 89 and our second monthly Andy v Mitch episode (or vice versa, depending whose choice it is). 

Andy went last time, so you know what that means? It's Mitch's turn! 

His chosen film? Knock, Knock!

 

Sigh... 

The synopsis is as follows: 

Keanu Reeves stars as Evan Webber, a happily married architect who appears to have everything a man could ever dream of.

During a weekend alone, his peaceful existence is interrupted by the sudden arrival of two lost and seemingly innocent young girls.


Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!

There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps. 

Minisode 89: Unconvincing Digital Jaguar

Minisode 89: Unconvincing Digital Jaguar

February 10, 2020

Phew. Further to yesterday's Bonusode, he's back. Mitch is back in Scotland and here, a little later than planned and a little rougher than we would like, is MINISODE 89!

Topics include Rob Grant's Harpoon, aquatic Nic Cage, hunter-on-a-boat flick, Primal, and Mitch talks The Reflecting Skin and, of course, another installment of MITCH'S PITCHES

Due to his well documented ignorance towards films, Mitch is shown a film poster with all titles, taglines etc removed and tasked with attempting to decipher the plot. Will it go well? The poster image can be seen below...

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We also announce the film for this week's main episode. 

In addition to all this, we dig into your posts and messages in the Feedback section and tell you what you should be watching as we look at what's arriving on streaming platforms this week!

Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

Facebook

Twitter

Instagram

Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com

OR check out our WEBSITE

Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds. 

There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.

Bonusode 11: Storm Ciara

Bonusode 11: Storm Ciara

February 9, 2020

Apologies in advance...

 

Please note that this podcast may contain strong language and even stronger Scottish accents. 

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Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme and The Sunshine Kid by Mitch Bain

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

 

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds. 

There is no lower or upper limit and every little helps.

88: Children Of The Corn (w/ Staten Cousins Roe)

88: Children Of The Corn (w/ Staten Cousins Roe)

February 7, 2020

I'm really not sure that Stephen King has ever been "hotter" in the minds of horror fans, certainly where film and TV adaptations of his output are concerned. The last two years have seen multiple adaptations including IT, Gerald's Game, Doctor Sleep and more recently, HBO's The Outsider.

All pretty strong, to be fair. 

This week, we are going to look at something a little less beloved. A little less polished, perhaps?

And to do so, we are joined by the director of the excellent A Serial Killer's Guide To Life (now available via Arrow Video)...

It's Staten Cousins Roe!

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His chosen film? Children of The Corn!

Stephen King adaptations are a tricky proposition. For every Gerald's Game, there's a Carrie remake. For every Misery, there's a Lawnmower Man. For every Shawshank Redemption, there's a Dreamcatcher. Yes, it's fair to say that results vary for book-to-screen adaptations of the Master of Horror's oeuvre. 

Back in 1984 saw the release of Children of the Corn. Based on the short story of the same name featured in the anthology book Night Shift, the film stars The Terminator's Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton alongside a monstrous pint-sized preacher, played by John Franklin, The 'Burbs' Courtney Gains as a knife-toting rule-enforcer and The Monster Squad's Robby Kiger. 

How will this one fare? Where does it place on your King-o-meter? 

The synopsis is as follows: 

As physician Burt Stanton and his girlfriend, Vicky, drive across the Midwest to his new job, their trip comes to a sudden halt when they encounter the body of a murdered boy in the road.

In trying to contact the authorities, Burt and Vicky wander into a small town populated only by children, followers of sinister young preacher Isaac Chroner.

Soon the couple is fleeing the youthful fanatics, who want to sacrifice them to their demonic deity.

Huge thanks to Staten for joining us! Follow him on Twitter HERE

Please note that this episode contains strong language, conversations of an adult nature and EXTREMELY Scottish accents. 

Remember, you can keep up to date with our news by following us via the usual social media outlets: 

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Plus you can drop us an email to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com.

Strong Language & Violent Scenes theme by Mitch Bain.

Edits & Artwork by Andy Stewart

Also, we love what we are doing and the response so far has been wonderful so if you enjoy what we do and want to help us continue to do it and help us to grow, then please consider sending us a few pounds via Paypal to stronglanguageviolentscenes@gmail.com!

There is no lower or upper limit and every bit helps.